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We should all take a lesson from crayons, I mean come on. There are many different kinds some are beautiful some are plain and some have weird names, but they all have to learn to live in the same box, so why cant we all learn to live in the same world.
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In Some Cultures, What I Do Is Considered Normal!
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If a man comes up to you and asks "What's your sign," just reply "DO NOT ENTER!"
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I am a princess. I have class. Touch my crown, and I'll kick your @$$!
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I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
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The orange juice box said concentrate ... so I am ...nothing is happening...
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Only in America do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter.
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I dont swim in your toilet, so please don't piss in my pool!!!
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A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey!
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
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Taking my rubber ducky for a walk, be back when its done going potty!
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Hey %n! I'm killing...I mean dealing w/ my annoying bro right now. Just hold on a sec while I "settle him down" somewhere. (u think I'm gonna let his corpse be found? hell no...I'm gonna hide it in the yard. But this is our little secret O:-) lolz) TTYL when I get back.:-P
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