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| What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common? They both have little boys pants half off... | |
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with... and the other carries groceries. | |
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| Why was Michael Jackson late for his trial? ... Because he passed an elementry school on his way there. | |
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| What do a Playstation to and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both plastic and little boys turn them on. | |
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| I pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson is a fag. He used to play with little toys, but now he plays with little boys. | |
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If Michael Jackson was to have children would they be black or white?
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Sometimes school for me is harder than Michael Jackson inside of a daycare.
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| I'm kinda busy right now. While you're waiting for me, you can do one of two things. 1: Count and name all of J.Lo's ex's 2: Count how many plastic surgery's Michael Jackson has had | |
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Boy: Knock knock
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: Little boy blue
Girl: Little boy blue who?
Boy: Michael Jackson! | |
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When does Neverand Ranch close? When the big hand touches the little hand!
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8493 face lifts
6857 nose jobs
4682 dyed skins
AND IT STILL DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT MICHAEL JACKSON
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I'm off like the black on michael jackson
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