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What did the blind lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Blind Lady: Hey! Get away from my sun! | |
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Cuz there's twenty of them!! | |
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| I got a new car stereo the other day. When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music. When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. Today, these kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "F**king kids!!!" It played Michael Jackson. | |
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| Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? ... A pimple waits till a kid is a teenager to come on their face. | |
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| "This week in Japan, Michael Jackson launched his own line of men's suits. Jackson said if the men's line is successful, he'll go into boy's pants." - Conan O'Brien | |
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Only in America can a poor, black, boy grow up to be a rich, white, woman. Michael Jackson.
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"Why is michael jackson so skinny?"
Because he ordered off the kids menu | |
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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F**k the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?" | |
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| Once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl?¿? his dad said both... then he asked if God was black or white?¿? his dad said both... then he asked is God Michael Jackson?¿? | |
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| I'm as lost as Michael Jackson in front of a sign that says: Men's restroom left; Girl's restroom right. | |
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I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a boy scout meeting
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| What cookie is Michael Jackson most like? An inside out oreo... black on the inside, white on the inside. | |
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