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| A couple of days ago I sent a bunch of monkeys to go to school for me and all I got back were pages of scribbles so I have to spend a few hours doing homework. Talk to you later! | |
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| I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. | |
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| I never thought I'd say this, but I've finally chosen homework over you. What kind of a world is this?!!! | |
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| Seems everyones doing homework these days......I bought in to the peer pressure....poor me | |
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| Apparently when the teacher's say they're on their lunch break, they're photocopying more homework! | |
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| The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward Someone has deemed homework part of the inspiration process, and thus, I am busy being inspired. | |
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| I'm thinking... This may take awhile | |
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| Hitting the books...literally! | |
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| Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end your only screwing yourself. | |
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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take! | |
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| Homework: /hōm'wûrk'/ (n.) A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, bull crap, mean, and devil-like) | |
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| I can't believe it...I have actually left my computer to do my homework! What kind of corrupt world is this?!?! But, if you take pity on me, then call me, because I can always use a good distraction! | |
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