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Halloween
1. It's a way for kids to get free candy so they can stay up all night and annoy the crap out of their parents.
2.It's an excuse for for adults to scare the crap out of kids. | |
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| I'm dressed as Hannibal and out trying to eat my neighbor, bbl | |
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| My parents will not let me go trick or treating this year, so I'm outside scaring little kids to make them drop there bags of candy ... mwah ha ha ha ... and if your here when I get back I may share my candy with you!!! | |
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| Halloween, Helping Freaks Out Of The Closet Since 1313! | |
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| So you ring my doorbell thinking I'm going to give you candy?? Well, I have some candy right here, and IT'S ALL FOR ME!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!! | |
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| Halloween costume-$20 Red Contacts-$15 The look of fear and impending doom on your party guest's faces when they realize that you REALLY are the devil and you WILL take their souls... PRICELESS | |
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| Trick or treat I got some s**t for you to eat. | |
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| OMG! That mask you're wearing is going to be a tough competition for Halloween! I'm going to find one that is uglier and scarier! Oh, woops! Sorry I forgot that's your face! | |
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Trick*or*treat
smell my feet
don't count on me giving you something to eat!!!!!
Happy Halloween!!!! <(*¿*)> | |
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| AHHHHHHHH!!! Oh my Gosh!!! EKKK! Going to a haunted house. leave a message and I will get back to you | |
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| It's 10:00 do you know where your children are? Hopefully Out trick~or~treating like me! | |
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| The door is a ringin and the kids are yell'n, be back when I'm done givin the lil s**ts their candy!! :> | |
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