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1,2 Freddy's coming for you
3,4 Shut the door
5,6 Grab your crucifix
7,8 Stay up late
9,10 Never sleep again
Have A Horror-filled Halloween!! ;-) | |
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| How do we know Halloween pumpkins are male? Their heads are empty, they have mush for brains, and after a few days they start to smell funny!! | |
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| I'm trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer;) | |
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Out being a ghost. | |
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| Question: Why can't boy ghosts have babies?? Answer: Because they have hollow weenies!! | |
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| I'm away carving a pumpkin on my face, Happy Halloween. | |
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| Halloween is really about letting the ugly people feel like they fit in for one of the 365 days of the year! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! | |
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| Twas Halloween night and all through the towns, children were dressing as dragons and clowns. Horsemen were searching around for their heads, while monsters and goblins would hide beneath beds. But I, in the midst, was flustered with fright, Unable to find a soul I knew in sight. When what to my wondering eyes did I see? But an Indian, saloon girl, a ladybug and me! | |
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| HEY! I'm giving candy to the cute little trick-or-treaters... I didn't mean to scare them... I swear... | |
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| Trick~or~Treat, smell my feet, leave a message at the beep... | |
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| Gone to eat rat tails and goat blood....MMMMM mighty tasty! Anyway, be back when i'm done. | |
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Halloween
1. It's a way for kids to get free candy so they can stay up all night and annoy the crap out of their parents.
2.It's an excuse for for adults to scare the crap out of kids. | |
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