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| Yeah, Its time for my daily Cock Pushups. For those of you who don't exactly know what a Cock Pushup is... It's when you friggin lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground over and over again... it really strengthens the weiner musclesPeace Im out | |
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| If I could be an instrument, I would be a french horn, so all the girls could blow me..... | |
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My teacher said "What's the most sexual thing on your body?" Your mom immediately yelled out "MY BOOBS!!!"
the teacher said "no it's your brain!" | |
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| Hold on I got a boogie... | |
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| My name is Steve Stiffler and I have an 11 inch penis.....around. Think about it | |
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| OH GROSS! I just sneezed all over the computer screen and it will take me a few minutes to clean it off! | |
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| Gone, like your moms virginity | |
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| My mom always told me not to eat yellow snow... | |
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| I can't believe how hard it is. I just took it out of there...I didn't know its suppose to look like that...I thought boogers were suppose to be slimy!!!....HAHA | |
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| SORRY I SPRANG A LEEK ON YOUR BED | |
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| I be 6U be 9Together we be 69I eat yours and you eat mine Together we be just fine! | |
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| Playing a game of "bad baby"....think about that one! :-) | |
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