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| What sexual position produces the ugliest children? ASK YOUR MOM!! haha //leave a message | |
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| There was a old couple laying in bed ...the old man farts...then the lady said what was that he said fart football! so two mins later she blows a big one! they laugh ..like 5 mins later he farts, but just a little squeaker, ..then all of a sudden the lady farts and poops in the bed and the man said ..what the hell was that..she said half time...switch sides! | |
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| Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck, he looks like a broken condom. | |
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| I'm out like a boner in sweatpants! | |
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| Deck the halls, bye bye great falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stiffler time baby! | |
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| I had a dream I was eating chocolate pudding then woke up with a spoon in my....... | |
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| If I was a woman, every time I had to go to the gynecologist, I’d fake an orgasm. | |
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| The only reason that I sleep at night is because I look forward to morning wood. | |
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| Random Erection...Walking it off | |
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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn." | |
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| If I could be an instrument, I would be a french horn, so all the girls could blow me..... | |
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| I'm having sex right now, I hope I never get back to you | |
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