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| Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING.....i don't think that was an accident! | |
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FINALS cant you see I'm busy!
Leave no Messages until I get back... | |
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'Twas the night before exams and all through the dorm
Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn)
Their clothes for the next day draped over their chairs
Not necesarily clean (but who the f**k cares?)
Those ill-prepared were giving up the fight
Due to the fact it was starting to get light
The 11th hour slowly drew near...
"Let's get it over with so we can all go get beer!!!" | |
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It has commenced. Finals week is upon us in full force, seizing what sanity I have left after a menacing term. The thought of a pure, utopian society has faded while has captured the last breath of any rational existence and conquered our self-worth. The possibility of survival seems like a distant notion. God help us all.
Yet fear not. For although the next few days of studying or lack thereof can easily determine whether you hold on to your precious A, these finals will have no real outcome on the rest of your life. One test will not determine: your career once you graduate, who your real friends are, whether or not you ever find that one special person who will make the outcome of this next week seem so insignificant. One test will not determine your happiness.
So buckle down, get that A, make your parents happy, but don't ever forget that 30% of your grade isn't worth a fraction of your life.
Good luck and Godspeed. | |
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SOL Time...:-(
Shit
Outta
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| Studying for those things that they call "Finals" ... why do they call them finals when it really isn't the final test that you have to take... | |
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Latin is a language, as dead as it can be
First it killed the romans, now it's killing me. | |
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| Finals = academic suicide | |
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| |F|I|N|A|L|S| my Anti-Drug | |
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| Whats the point of studying for "finals" if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year! | |
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| I'm not going to cheat on the test tomorrow, I'm simply going to study during it. | |
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| Dude, why bother taking these finals if I just know I'm going to fail them? Right now, I'm practicing the phrase, 'Would you like fries with that?' | |
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