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Life is a waste of time.
Time is a waste of life.
So lets all get wasted,
And have the time of our lives! | |
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| Officer I swear to drunk im not god. | |
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| To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson | |
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| When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Paul Hornung | |
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| 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! Out Drinking!! :-X | |
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| Getting drunk is a skill, alright!?! | |
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| FRIENDS WILL TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK, BUT A BEST FRIEND WILL HAND YOU THE BOTTLE SAYING, "CHUG IT BITCH!!" | |
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| Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. | |
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| Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink....Out Partying...Leave a Message....:-D | |
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| Drugs may lead to nowhere but at least it’s the scenic route. | |
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Teen drinking is very bad ... Yo, I got a fake ID dog!
Out drinking-peace | |
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| WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a disgruntled peanut.. | |
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