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| Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. | |
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| Chuck norris counted to infinity......twice | |
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| When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. | |
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| Chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris. | |
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| Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. | |
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| Superman has Chuck Norris' pajamas | |
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| Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. | |
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| Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding | |
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| On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. | |
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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | |
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| Chuck Norris donates blood to the Red Cross ... just not his own. | |
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| Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly, stings like a Tomahawk missile...going at Mach 3...right at your face. | |
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