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Red Santa Suit: $70.00
Black Squeaky Boots: $30.00
Red Bag for gifts: $40.00
Seeing your Dad stuck in the chimney screaming lie to your little sister: priceless | |
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| If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought about you, we would never have school. | |
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'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirring because it was all good;
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
And we all had smiles up on our grill....... | |
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| If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas. | |
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| Christmas ROCKS! What other time of the year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of your socks?!? :-) | |
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Santa Suit rental- $25
Sled - $45
Plastic reindeer - $90
Seeing your neighbor pretending to be Santa on top of the roof and falling off......priceless | |
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| Sir I want to buy these shoes....for my momma please, its christmas eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry sir? Daddy says there's not much time, you see, she has been sick for quite awhile and I know these shoes will make her smile, and I want her to look beautiful, when momma meets Jesus tonight........... | |
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| I am currently having a little "chat" with Santa Claus about the disaster under my tree last year. I am now setting a few things clear with fat boy before he picks my presents for this year. BBL when I finish tying Mrs. Clause and write the ransom note. | |
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I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!! | |
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| As you sit wondering what you should get me for Christmas just ask yourself: is it returnable? | |
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Santa can you hear me?
I have been so good this year and all I want is one thing
Tell me my true love is near
He's all I want, just for me underneath my christmas tree
I'll be waiting here.
Santa thats my only wish this year.
oohhh ohh yeah
Christmas Eve I just can't sleep
Would I be wrong for taking a peek?
Cause I heard that your coming to town | |
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"He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good..."
Is Santa a stalker? | |
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