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| Anyone got any grease? Santa is stuck in my chimney! I told my dad we needed a bigger chimney. I guess no presents this year sorry! | |
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| Hey, I am not here right now because it is Christmas morning, and I've been good all year. You, %n, must have not been good because you are not opening Christmas presents! If you want to, you can come to my house and I will share all of my presents with you! After all, this is the season of giving! Merry Christmas, %n! | |
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| I'm making my christmas list...how do you spell your name? | |
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Red Santa Suit: $70.00
Black Squeaky Boots: $30.00
Red Bag for gifts: $40.00
Seeing your Dad stuck in the chimney screaming lie to your little sister: priceless | |
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| Why does only santa get flying reindeer? | |
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother" | |
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| If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought about you, we would never have school. | |
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| I know why I can't think of what I want for Christmas!! I already have you. | |
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| If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas. | |
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| It's beginning to look alot like Christmas. So everywhere I go instead of sitting on my butt all day talking to you, I'm outside making a snowman. So leave a message and I'll get back to you soon. thanks a bunch. | |
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| Sir I want to buy these shoes....for my momma please, its christmas eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry sir? Daddy says there's not much time, you see, she has been sick for quite awhile and I know these shoes will make her smile, and I want her to look beautiful, when momma meets Jesus tonight........... | |
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Santa Suit rental- $25
Sled - $45
Plastic reindeer - $90
Seeing your neighbor pretending to be Santa on top of the roof and falling off......priceless | |
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