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| Hey (Your Name) is unable to come to the computer right now so leave your name, your phone number, your best friend's phone number, your credit card pin number, a hott guy's name and number, and a 4-7 page essay on why I should get back to you first. !!!!THANKS!!!! | |
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| I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.... | |
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| I'm playing with the little yellow lines in the middle of the road. I'll be back when I'm done. | |
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| Tryin to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I'll be back when I'm done. | |
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| I'm not here. Oh well, if I come back, maybe I'll talk to you. In the meantime, here are some things for you to think about. 1. If today is the tomorrow that we thought about yesterday, then what is the yesterday we'll think about tomorrow? 2. Which came first, hamburgers or french fries? 3. What do you think I'm doing right now instead of talking to you? Ha ha. Bet I have you stumped by now. | |
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| It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now. | |
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| I'm out saving the world from people like you. | |
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| If you actually IM me because you see a little yellow notepad next to my name...you have a problem. | |
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| Insanity is a gift some little green men gave me... right now I am trying to give it back | |
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| Be like No Doubt... Don't Speak... Cuz I'm like N`Sync... Gone! | |
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| I am away from my computer right now, but to all my fans who get online with the sole purpose of talking to me, I deeply apologize and regret this grueling situation for the both of us. | |
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| Don't you just hate those away messages that people make that don't tell you where they are? | |
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