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| Whats the deal with long away messages? They're so stupid! I mean all you have to say is "I'm away" and we get the picture! Have you ever read one before? I'll bet it took up like 30 minutes for you to read the whole thing right %n? They're just so stupid! Oh by the way, I'm away. | |
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Hey I'm doing something right now...
If you miss me press 1
If you love me press 2
If you hate...well then f**k you! | |
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| Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not. | |
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| I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.... | |
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| Hey (Your Name) is unable to come to the computer right now so leave your name, your phone number, your best friend's phone number, your credit card pin number, a hott guy's name and number, and a 4-7 page essay on why I should get back to you first. !!!!THANKS!!!! | |
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| I'm temporarily distracted by a shiny object | |
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| Tryin to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I'll be back when I'm done. | |
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| I'm playing with the little yellow lines in the middle of the road. I'll be back when I'm done. | |
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| Let's talk about rights and lefts...you're right, I left. | |
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| I'm away right now, searching for my mind. I was told it was lost. | |
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| I'm not here. Oh well, if I come back, maybe I'll talk to you. In the meantime, here are some things for you to think about. 1. If today is the tomorrow that we thought about yesterday, then what is the yesterday we'll think about tomorrow? 2. Which came first, hamburgers or french fries? 3. What do you think I'm doing right now instead of talking to you? Ha ha. Bet I have you stumped by now. | |
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